Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
