I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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