So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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