The maid of honor just puked.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize