Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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