check it out our google latitudes are spooning
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my sisters under your porch take her home
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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