My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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