So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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