So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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