How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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