they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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