Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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