Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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