Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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