Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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