GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Randomize