I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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