He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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