see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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