Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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