Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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