i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Randomize
