i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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