So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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