Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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