the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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