They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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