ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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