Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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