it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She even gives head with a lisp.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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