Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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