I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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