I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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