dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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