i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
