Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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