yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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