I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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