No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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