i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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