Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Come on in and take your pants off
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