the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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