Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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