Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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