xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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