In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I have post one night stand depression
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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