We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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