Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Acid is not a monday night drug
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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