Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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