I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
