I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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