on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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