around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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