Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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